Cereal Dater
It took me a while to realize that he meant I was once a serial dater. After picturing myself cavorting with the likes of Captain Crunch and canoodling with Tony the Tiger, I was sure I had misunderstood him. While I did once date a leprechan and a gent that resembled a honeybee, it is comforting to know that my husband and I are having less mis-communications than ever before.
Semantics. They get you every time.
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