I Don't Believe
I don't believe in buying cats and dogs as pets. Maybe because I love me a good deal, but my free dog and my bargain kitties are the best damn pets in the whole wide world...
I don't believe in exercising too much unless there is a pending pool party. Some might say its because I have severe bouts of laziness- in which case I would have to agree...
I don't believe that everything happens for a reason. I often wonder how people can use that expression so candidly and not realize how vapid it can sound when some people are suffering for no good reason.
I don't believe I have a green thumb. 10 brown withers-and-dies thumbs have I...
I don't believe I will ever understand mathematical equations, aside from general adding and subtracting. I have shed many a tear over algebraic formulas in college...
I don't believe most salespeople. God blessed me with an ability to cock an eyebrow for this very reason...
I don't believe this list is yet long enough. Check back, friend. It's amazing how much stuff I don't believe in..
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