5 Exercises I Absolutely Hate.

If I could have a tight tushy and not spill out of my swimsuit without having to do the following, I would be the Happiest Mommy on the Block.

1. Lunges. I trucking hate lunges.  I am not ergonomically designed for them and it seems that every Monday at boot camp our instructor makes us do them. I wobble with each step.  I curse.  I look to see if the instructor is looking my way and if she isn't I cheat and don't let that knee touch that gross gravel. Sometimes I physically want to pass out.  Lunges.  I trucking hate you.

2.  Sprints.  Why? Why on Earth is there any reason to run as fast as you possibly could to a distance quite close?  Why?  What is the purpose?  What are we training for people?  The Apocalypse?

3.  Leap Frogs.  Quite honestly I can actually see the value of leap frogs since my bum is considerably rounder. Or is that the cheeseburger I had for lunch?  Anyway, they're silly and fatiguing and silly.

4. Plank variations.  You know, the classic plank I can handle but when we have to start doing jumps and hops and "stop signs" and arm thrusts at the same time I just start to feel awfully annoyed.

5. Kicks.  This is why I couldn't last in Muay Thai.  Too many roundhouses. Oh and getting punched in the face.

And those are my least favorite exercises.  What are yours?

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