Madame Zaritska

On the days when curiosity gets the best of me, I Google predictions about my baby's gender and birth.  According to "Madame Zaritska":

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and curly black hair.

All I can say is.... 35 HOURS!??!! ..... 12 POUNDS!!! 

Look at your crystal ball again, Zaritska.... PLEASE!!

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