A Teething Baby

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A teething baby will make you sleepy,

very, very very (*yawn) sleepy....

A teething baby will give herself a headache with her weeping...

A teething baby with use any and every opportunity to gnaw on something.  If she can reach it... it will be in her mouth.

A teething baby will make you sad that you can't make the discomfort go away.

A teething baby will have you reading all about Benzocaine.

A teething baby will have you looking in the mirror at a zombie staring back.

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